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Anonymous ASKED:
Danishes are totally from Denmark though.

Nein, they are not, they are from Austria, as I stated previously. I have no patience for this argument, however. I’ve had it several times already with Dänemark.

3 weeks ago ▫ 4 notes
Anonymous ASKED:
Well then, if I can't have Roderich go and bend over for me, then why not you Gilbert~? That is, unless you're too much of a pussy to.

I would apologize for my late response to this, but I simply must say that I was too appalled at your nerve and lack of simple manners to bother to respond to this right away.

Certainly, this was from a long time ago, but even now it angers me to read this vulgar question.

Cowardly Anon, it is one thing for you to go around belittling me in your foolish ways, but to make your target Gilbert directly after that is too much. You are crossing a line. He most certainly will not do anything of the sort for you. He is too good for that, too proud for that, and deserves no such treatment. 

I advise that you leave now and stop with your idiocy before I take more extreme measures. I used to own gas chambers.

3 weeks ago ▫ 5 notes
Anonymous ASKED:
Ok, so with all the talk of ass and titties, I just want to say... Roderich? Büch dich, befehl ich dir. ;)

Ahahahah.


Hahhahah.


Hah.

Hah.

Hah.


Fuck off. 

Seriously. Fuck off. 


You so much as lay one measly little finger on him, I swear to WHATEVER might be up there that I will break EVERY bone in your fragile little hand. -sneer, eyes flashing-


And that’s just the beginning. 

You see…


I’m quite the fan of “games.” 



-smirks-  

2 months ago ▫ 5 notes
Anonymous ASKED:
Prussia, how would you feel if I told you I had tits AND balls?

…Tell me more.


This…this is fascinating. -grins- 


I’m  not quite sure how this is possible though. -scoff-

2 months ago ▫ 0 notes
Anonymous ASKED:
It is indeed a fancy ass. Very voluptuous.

Well, you have my attention. -grins-


2 months ago ▫ 0 notes
I CAN NOT KEEP UP HERE.

Will I never win?

Stop offering up your “tits” or your “ass” or whatever else.

And especially not your baking ability.

2 months ago ▫ 0 notes
Anonymous ASKED:
I would tell you I had tits; but that would be a lie. But I don't have balls either... would ass please you?

Is it a fancy ass?


If it isn’t fancy, you don’t sound that entertaining. 

2 months ago ▫ 0 notes
Anonymous ASKED:
...Have tits, will travel.

…Hey there. -winks- 


You bake? 


2 months ago ▫ 0 notes
Roderich does not understand.

One does not simply “not make me cake.” 

2 months ago ▫ 9 notes
Anonymous ASKED:
GILBERT. I HAVE TITS. YOU CAN HAVE THEM IF YOU WANT.

Tits, you say? -grins a little now- You could say that I’m interested~

 

No. No, you are NOT interested, Gilbert. Anon, he may NOT have tits. Verdammt, this is ridiculous!

 

Anon! Call me! -purely joking, winks-

 

-clamps hand over Gilbert’s mouth-

-licks his hand-

 

ACK. Gilbert, that’s—eugh! -quickly draws back and smacks his shoulder-

 

-disgruntled sound- You see him? He has all the PMS, but none of those bouncy tits.

 

…I don’t understand this PMS nonsense, considering I am not a woman.

 

-mouths ‘so he says’, putting on an innocent expression immediately after doing so-

 

-didn’t notice this but suspicious nonetheless; grabs his wrist and drags him off-

 

-makes a “call me” gesture before being dragged off-

2 months ago ▫ 3 notes